This is exciting, actually writing the spreads on Johnny’s computer, skippin the whole middle-man process. Without further ado…

Keith (0-2) @ Billy (2-0) -14

Billy’s comin off a Carson Palmer high with the 59.85 performance against the Browns (and the bastard still lost sending me packing in my survivor pool). Keith is coming off of the worst defeat in recent fantasy football history. I mean putting up 336 and ever being really in the game, ouch. Keith’s team is better then his record shows. He is 4^th in the league in points and still hasn’t seen any output from Steven Jackson. I see Jackson picking it up this week against a TB defense who has given up 119 ypg and 1 rushing TD per game. However, Keith’s QBs haven’t put up big numbers and people in Philly are callin for Donny’s head. I see Billy extending his winning streak and Keith’s losing streak.

Pick: Billy

Matt (0-2) @ Johnny (2-0) -34

Another marquee match-up with a defeated team versus an undefeated team. Matt is looking for his first win against Johnny since 2005, but if he’s countin on Joey Galloway to carry him again he’s in trouble. Johnny’s lookin for Tom Brady and his league leading 134.2 passer rating to match-up well against the Bills who give up 267.5 ypg. Man, the Sports Guy did a podcast with Erin Andrews. I loooooooooooove her. Now I’m going to post a picture of Erin Andrews because everyone needs more Erin Andrews in their lives:

You’re welcome. Where was I???

Pick: Erin Andrews…I mean Johnny

Steveo (0-2) @ Nick (1-1) -37

Will I ever make Steveo a favorite this year? No. Because his QBs suck. Third Teir. Nick is also coming off his 400-point flirt. I see Nick evening up the lifetime series at 5-5 after this week. Hey Steveo, how’s that Lee Evans pick in the 4^th round treatin ya (7.20 points in 2 weeks)??? Btw, Erin just said she’s settling down in about 5 years. We’re getting married.

Pick: Nick (hey, that rhymes)

Timmy (1-1) @ THE DEFENDING CHAMP (2-0) -23

Let’s see, LDT vs banged up Westbrook, Ad-Steve. Manning vs. Rivers, Ad-Timmy. I think every other match-up is a toss-up. Also, I have the highest regular season winning percentage versus Timmy out of everyone in the league. I think I’ll make a stand and oput a comfortable 2 game lead on him early in the season. Championship.

Pick: Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Stat of the Week

Billy won by 1.66 points, or closest margin of victory yet.

News & Notes

If Johnny wakes up, maybe he’ll post this tonight. Maybe I’ll just make him do it in the morning. Also, the trophy has been picked up and as promised is prominently displayed on the mantle in the kitchen.